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Russian Roulette Drinking Game

Russian Roulette is a game that, according to Wikipedia, was first mentioned by the Swiss-French writer Georges Surdez in 1936 and originally had six loaded chambers and one empty one (here, you get some trivia with your drinking game, just another way that we consistently over deliver here at Sneaky Sipper). The Russian Roulette that’s become a part of the zeitgeist is a game where people sit around a table and load a six shot revolver with a single bullet then each person spins the cylinder, points it at their head, pulls the trigger, and then either passes it to the next person or goes to live on a very nice farm upstate.

Just like traditional Russian Roulette, you have a one in six chance of pulling the trigger on a loaded chamber. Unlike traditional Russian Roulette, you win by pulling the trigger on the loaded chamber in this game.

Requirements:
  • 1 six sided die.
  • Full drinks for everyone, we normally recommend beer sneakily put into a soda can so that you can be photographed without worrying about anything but if you’re trying to be more authentic shots of warm, plastic bottle, bottom shelf vodka work too.
Playing Russian Roulette Drinking Game
  1. One player rolls the die. This is the loaded chamber.
  2. Pass the die to the left and that player rolls. If they hit on the loaded chamber, they do their shot or chug their beer.
  3. The player who drank gets a new drink and rolls the die to decide the loaded chamber.
  4. Go back to step 2.

 

 

Please, please please please drink responsibly. Don’t drink too much and definitely don’t drive if you’ve been drinking. Call Uber or Lyft instead, it’s way cheaper and way better for everyone involved.

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The Big Game Drinking Game

The Shmuper Shmowl (or Big Game as it’s known by people who don’t pay to use the actual name [the real name is like Voldemort or Shai’tan {double points if you get that reference} except it’s not the most evil being in the entire world {his responsibilities as commissioner take too much of his time |Zing!|}, it’s protected by a team of very powerful copyright trademark enforcers] in a way that’s totally transparent and weirdly adheres to the letter of the law but also bypasses it because everyone knows what you’re talking about, just like saying “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”) is one of the best drinking nights of the year.

If your team is in The Big Game, you’re probably alternating between drinking out of happiness and drinking out of sadness. If you don’t have a team in the game, you’re probably stuck between a bunch of hardo uberfans who spend the whole game saying “great play” while talking about how amazing Joe Montana was and a bunch of too-cool tryhards who want everyone to know how little they know about the game. Don’t worry though, we have your back with this, the ultimate The Big Game drinking game. So make this the Fundayest of Sundays and play The Big Game drinking game.

Without further ado or filler content:

Take a drink every time:

  • One of the commentators:
    • Says the word “storied”
    • Says “one for the ages”
    • Says “postseason is when real football starts” or something to that effect
    • Mentions a Manning
    • Mentions Brady
    • Mentions the temperature at the stadium
  • A player
    • Points at the sky
    • Commits a penalty
    • Scores a touchdown
    • Kicks a field goal
    • Does a touchdown dance
    • Fumbles the ball
  • Anyone in the room:
    • Says they’re only there for the commercials
    • Gets mad that they can’t hear the play by play
    • Misses a big play getting food or going to the bathroom
    • Talks about the Puppy Bowl
    • Mentions their fantasy football team
    • Asks an obviously made up question about rules to try to prove they’re too intellectual to watch football
    • Talks about a trade one of the teams should have made
    • Says “_____ (another player) would have made that play”

 

 

Please, please please please drink responsibly. Don’t drink too much and definitely don’t drive if you’ve been drinking. Call Uber or Lyft instead, it’s way cheaper and way better for everyone involved.

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Superb Owl Drinking Game

This is a drinking game for the Reddit Superb Owl Subreddit, if you’re interested in a drinking game for the world’s most important and saintly football game, check out our The Big Game Drinking Game.

To play, scroll down the list and alternate posts between players (clockwise, counterclockwise, diagonally, round robin, by age, by weight, by how recently you saw a real owl, any way you want) OR everyone can play together and scroll down as a team (teamwork provides many advantages for growth, such as teaching the value of teamwork, developing the ability to trust others, teaching how to select trustful people, learning how to handle pressure of performing, improving public speaking skills, and providing forced friendships for people who are otherwise unable to establish deep connections with others).

On your turn

Take a drink if:

– The owl is on one foot
– The owl is in a meme
– The picture is perfectly symmetrical
– The owl is doing something silly
– The post is a video
– The owl is hidden inside a tree
– the owl is featherless and weirdly skinny
– The post makes you want an owl as a pet (hard mode, this one gets more frequent the more you drink)

 

 

Please, please please please drink responsibly. Don’t drink too much and definitely don’t drive if you’ve been drinking. Call Uber or Lyft instead, it’s way cheaper and way better for everyone involved.