This is a drinking game for the Reddit Superb Owl Subreddit, if you’re interested in a drinking game for the world’s most important and saintly football game, check out our The Big Game Drinking Game.
To play, scroll down the list and alternate posts between players (clockwise, counterclockwise, diagonally, round robin, by age, by weight, by how recently you saw a real owl, any way you want) OR everyone can play together and scroll down as a team (teamwork provides many advantages for growth, such as teaching the value of teamwork, developing the ability to trust others, teaching how to select trustful people, learning how to handle pressure of performing, improving public speaking skills, and providing forced friendships for people who are otherwise unable to establish deep connections with others).
On your turn
Take a drink if:
– The owl is on one foot
– The owl is in a meme
– The picture is perfectly symmetrical
– The owl is doing something silly
– The post is a video
– The owl is hidden inside a tree
– the owl is featherless and weirdly skinny
– The post makes you want an owl as a pet (hard mode, this one gets more frequent the more you drink)
Please, please please please drink responsibly. Don’t drink too much and definitely don’t drive if you’ve been drinking. Call Uber or Lyft instead, it’s way cheaper and way better for everyone involved.